Friday, April 15, 2005

Sight Unseen: April 15, 2005

Continuing the Friday series of reviews of movies I haven't seen.

The Amityville Horror

Remake Alert!
The Lutz family found their dream house...until it turned into a nightmare. If that (or some variation) isn't the tagline for this movie, someone in Marketing isn't doing their job. Land developers LOVE haunted house movies: why buy old and haunted when you can buy a brand new duplex on what was once beautiful country farmland or an Indian burial ground. We need Coach to make another Poltergeist movie to discourage any more suburban developments.

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