Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A Modest Proposal

As a backwoods bumpkin who loves a good hoedown, I've always felt a connection existed between Modest Mouse and Primus because of the irresistable stompability of their music.
Modest Mouse's "Dashboard" video confirms my suspicions.
Calling Brock the Fisherman. Fish on!


Saturday, February 17, 2007

Free Bling!

How is this for the mac daddy-daddy mac of all promotional giveaways?

On April 3, 2007, all fans at the Cardinals season opener receive a replica World Series ring. Bling bling!


Friday, February 09, 2007

Mastodon Still Hates Philly

Mastodon expanded its 2007 tour again. Still no Philly show.


Friday, February 02, 2007

Groundhog vs. Chicken: Round 1

Wing Bowl, Schming Bowl (save for Sean Agnew's hilarious live coverage for Philebrity). True Pennsylvania drinking devotees were getting sauced in the woods and not a parking lot this morning. Yep, it's Groundhog Day!

Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring. But my man out in Quarryville, Octorara Orphie, says its going to be 6 more weeks of winter. If you know your weather-prognosticating varmints, then you know Orphie's the real deal (Phil's the Miller Lite of groundhogs--popular but without substance or flavor). C'mon snow!

How this heinous crime escaped my notice is beyond me. When I find the full text, I'll post it.