Friday, February 02, 2007

Groundhog vs. Chicken: Round 1

Wing Bowl, Schming Bowl (save for Sean Agnew's hilarious live coverage for Philebrity). True Pennsylvania drinking devotees were getting sauced in the woods and not a parking lot this morning. Yep, it's Groundhog Day!

Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring. But my man out in Quarryville, Octorara Orphie, says its going to be 6 more weeks of winter. If you know your weather-prognosticating varmints, then you know Orphie's the real deal (Phil's the Miller Lite of groundhogs--popular but without substance or flavor). C'mon snow!

How this heinous crime escaped my notice is beyond me. When I find the full text, I'll post it.

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