Sunday, July 22, 2007

Are You There God? It's Me, Head.

Ever wonder what former Korn guitarist Brian "Head" Welch has been up to since quitting the band in 2005? Me, neither.

Korn's may have lost a Head, but they still have the ears of the fans (that corny pun is just lame), and they're doing just fine as a cover band. Pink Floyd songs have always been popular with disaffected youth, and they can probably fool a few listeners into believing "Word Up!" is theirs by counting it amongst their "Greatest Hits."

Stagnation's a bitch (or a dingo or a coyote or Jonathan Davis's mug on some canine-like animal).


Saturday, July 14, 2007

Too Much Metal for One Hand!

You haven't heard "The Trooper" until you've heard it like this.


Sunday, July 08, 2007

Welcome to the Bone Yard!

YES! Someone finally made a quilt that's comfy and proclaims my love of heavy metal!

"He refers to our lovemaking as the Headbangers ball."

Quiltsryche passes the faux metal test because they work an umlaut into their name.
Hope they don't mind that I'm posting this image.


Thursday, July 05, 2007

Rat Drink

Rats getting drunk in India.
Just another reason to keep beer cold: without opposable thumbs, rats can't open the fridge door.


Sunday, July 01, 2007

Great Muppet Debate

I remain skeptical about ranking Muppets (General Gonzo, it's corporal Kermit reporting for duty), but I like this observation...

Oh, don't get me wrong, Elmo is Scrappy-Doo covered in shaggy red felt, and I want to hunt him down and strangle him to death too.